CANTANTE: Adam Sandler

TITULO:The Chaunaka Song (part 3)

Put on your yarmulke, it's time for chaunaka.
once again it's onaka, the miracle of chaunaka.
Chaunaka is the festival of lights.
1 day of presents? hell, no we get 8 crazy nights.
But if you still feel like the inly kid in town without a christmas tree.
I guess my 1st 2 songs didn't do it for you.
So here cimes #3.
Ross & phoebe from friends, say the chaunaka blessing.
So does lenny's pal squiggy & will & grace's debra messing.
Melissa gilbert & michael landon never mix meat with dairy.
Maybe they should've called that show "little kosher house on the prarie"
We've got jerry lewis, ben stiller & jack black.
Tom arnold converted to judaism, but you guys can have him back.
We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe.
But we can do it all night long with deuce bigelow.
I'm jewish.
Put on yuor yarmulke, her comes chaunaka.
The guy in willie nelson's band who plays harmonica, celebrates chaunaka.
Osama bin laden, not a big fan of the jews.
Well maybe that's because he lost a figure-skating match to gold medalist sarah hughes- her mama's jewish.
Houdini & david blane escape straight jackets with such percision.
But the 1 thing they couldn't get out of, their painful circumcision.
Gwyneth paltrow's half-jewish but a full time oscar winner.
Jennifer connley's half-jewish too & i'd like to put some more in her.
There's lou reed, perry farrel, beck & paula abdul.
Joey ramone invented punk rock music, but first came hebrew school.
Hey, natalie portmanika.
It's time to celebrate chaunaka.
I hope i get an abtronika.
On this joyfu, toyful chaunaka.
So get a high colonika.
And spoil you lomg jphnikas.
If you really really wannaka.
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy...happy chaunaka!