CANTANTE: Bob Rivers Comedy Group

TITULO:Twelve Pains Of Christmas

The first thing at christmas
that's such a pain to me:
is finding a christmas tree.
The second thing at christmas
that's such a pain to me:
rigging up the lights. (1)
and finding a christmas tree.
The third thing at christmas
that's such a pain to me:
hangovers. (2)
rigging up the lights. (1)
and finding a christmas tree.
The forth thing at christmas
that's such a pain to me:
sending christmas cards. (3)
hangovers. (2)
rigging up the lights. (1)
and finding a christmas tree.
The fifth thing at christmas
that's such a pain to me:
five months of bills!
sending christmas cards. (3)
hangovers. (2)
rigging up the lights. (1)
and finding a christmas tree.
The sixth thing at christmas
that's such a pain to me:
facing my in-laws. (4)
five months of bills!
i hate thosechristmas cards! (3)
hangovers! (2)
rigging up these lights! (1)
and finding a christmas tree.
The seventh thing at christmas
that's such a pain to me:
the salvation army (5)
facing my in-laws. (4)
five months of bills!
sending christmas cards! (3)
ooh geez! (2)
i'm tryin to rig up these lights! (1)
and finding a christmas tree.
The eighth thing at christmas
that's such a pain to me:
i wanna transformer for christmas! (5)
charities . . . ! and whadda ya mean your in-laws!! (4)
five months of bills!
ooh making out these cards! (3)
edith get me a beer huh!! (2)
what we have no extention cords!! (1)
and finding a christmas tree.
The ninth thing at christmas
that's such a pain to me:
finding parking spaces!(7)
daddy i want some candy!!! (6)
donations!! (5)
facing my in-laws!! (4)
five months of bills!
writing out those chrismas cards!!(3)
hangovers! (2)
now why the hell are they blinking ? ! ? ! (1)
and finding a christmas tree.
The tenth thing at christmas
that's such a pain to me:
batteries not included.(8)
no parking spaces! (7)
by me something!!! (6)
get a job ya bum!! (5)
ooh facing my in-laws!!(4)
five months of bills!
yo ho! sending chrismas cards!! (3)
oh gezz ! lookit this!!! (2)
One light goes out and the others go out ! ? ! ? ! (1)
and finding a christmas tree.
The eleventh thing at christmas
that's such a pain to me:
stale tv specials! (9)
batteries not included! (8)
no parking spaces!(7)
i gota go to the bathroom!!!(6)
charities!! (5)
she's a witch i hate her!! (4)
five months of bills!
ooh i don't even know half these people!! (3)
who's got the terlet paper!!! (2)
Get a flashlight i blew a fuse ! ? ! ? ! (1)
and finding a christmas tree.
The twelfth thing at christmas
that's such a pain to me:
singing christmas carols! (10)
stale tv specials! (9)
batteries not included! (8)
no parking !! (7)
{waaaahhhh!!! waaaahhhh!!!} (6)
charities!! (5)
gotta make em dinner!! (4)
five months of bills!
i'm not sending them this year, that's it!! (3)
shut up you!!! (2)
fine! you're so smart! you rig up the lights!!! (1)
and finding a christmas tree!
{how to read these lyrics:
all lyrics are sung by the chorus except for the following
(1) lyrics are spoken by an angry man
(2) lyrics are spoken by an old man who sounds like archie bunker
(3) lyrics are spoken by a man with a high voice
(4) lyrics are spoken by a middle-aged woman
(5) lyrics are spoken by a middle-aged man
(6) lyrics are screamed by a whining child
(7) lyrics are spoken by a man
(8) lyrics are spoken by a young woman
(9) purple lyrics are spoken by another man with a high voice
(10) lyrics are spoken by a group of men}