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CANTANTE: Bob Rivers
TITULO:Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire hot sauce dripping from their toes (�oh! that tickles!�) yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir they poked hot skewers through their nose (�ow! wrong end, ya cowboy!�) everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove help to make them seasoned right tiny rats with a crisp golden coat will really hit the spot tonight And now when santa sees his tray (�ho ho ho ho ho ho�) there�ll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh (�mmmm�hey, look at that!�) and every hungry child is gonna spy to see if chipmunks really sing when they fry and so i�m brushing on some honey glaze to keep them crisp and juicy too let�s hope they get served many times many ways tasty chipmunks; good food �on that, mr. cole, � �yes, sir, mr. seville?� �would you mind handing me the barbeque sauce? i am starved!� �oh,no problem dave. hey listen, you best be havin� two of those drumsticks, because they�re oh-so tiny and there ain�t much meat upon �em� (�what about animal rights, dave?�) �put a sock in it melvin� �you know, for years people said you over-rated hamsters were my meal ticket. now i guess you could just say you�re my meal!� �that�s a good one, dave�i always knew you was the funny one in the group!� �damn straight!� And so i'm offering some recipes from chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew i�m not really sad that it ended this way furry chipmunks screw you �did you hear that melvin? melvin? mellllviiiiin?" �why, i�m sorry dave, did you want melvin? there�s plenty of thagadore left though��
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