CANTANTE: Afroman

TITULO:Colt 45

Wait a minute man
ay check this out man
it was this blind man, right?
man check this
it was this blind man, right?
he was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?
ay, he walked past this fish market
you know what i'm sayin'?
he stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
woo, good morning ladies
you like that shit man?
ay, i got a gang of that shit, man
i tell you what
my man on the guitar
ay, fool on the drums
everybody just crowd 'round the mic
i tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes i got man
so first i'm gonna start it off like this
help me sing it home boy, come on
said colt 45 and two zig-zags
baby that's all we need
we can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and steal tapes from here to hong kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin' high as hell flyin' through palm dell
skatin on datin rims
so roll, roll the 83
cadallac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cd's just don't sell
i bet my cavy will
well it was just sundown in a small white town
they call it eastside palm dell
when the afro man walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cd's
when i met a little girl named jan
i let her ride in my caddy
cuz i didn't know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the flo'
fucked so long i grew a fuckin' afro
then i fucked to the left
fucked to the right
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
i thought to myself
sheeba sheeba got my ass lookin' like a zebra
i put on my clothes and i was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
so i ran, i jumped out the back window
but her daddy, he was waitin with a two-by-fo'
oh, he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the motherfucker whooped my ass all night
but i ain't mad at her prejudice dad
that's the best damn pussy i ever had
got a bad of weed and a bottle o' wine
i'm a fuck that bitch just one more time
colt 45 and two zig-zags
baby that's all we need
we can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and steal tapes from here to hong kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin' high as hell flyin' through palm dell
skatin on datin rims
so roll, roll the 83
cadallac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cd's just don't sell
i bet my cavy will
i met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
i took her to my house
cuz she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
i met this lady from japan
never made love with an african
i fucked her once
i fucked her twice
i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice
don't be amazed at the stories i tell ya
i met a woman in the heart of australia
had a big ol' butt and big titties, too
so i hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
see i met this woman from hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said aie!
lips was breakfast
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiin punch
met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
she said i'll fry some chicken if you just bump me
i came in her mouth
it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
colt 45 and two zig-zags
baby that's all we need
we can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and steal tapes from here to hong kong
I met dolly parton in tennessee
her titties were filled with hennessy
that country music really drove me crazy
but i rode that ass and said "yes, miss daisy"
met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
met this lady in michigan i can't wait 'til i fuck that bitch again
met a real black girl down in south carolina
fucked her 'til she turned into a white albina
fucked this hooker in iowa
i fucked her on credit, so i owe her
fucked this girl down in georgia
came in her mouth now i thought i told ya
met this beautiful sexy ho
she just ran 'cross the border of mexico
fine young thang said her name's maria
i wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
i wanna get married but i can't afford it
i know i'm a cry when she get deported
colt 45 and two zig-zags
baby that's all we need
we can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and steal tapes from here to hong kong
Have you ever went ova' a girl's house to fuck
but the pussy just ain't no good? (say what)
i mean you gettin' upset cuz you can't get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to cum
then a dude walk in
that's her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from (where you from homey?)
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (i don't bang)
you start talkin' real fast (i don't bang)
but he already mad cuz you fuckin' his woman
so he start beatin' on yo' ass
now ya clothes all muddy
ya nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now it's all (what)
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off
said colt 45 and two zig-zags
baby that's all we need
we can go to the park...