CANTANTE: Digital Underground

TITULO:Humpty Dance

The Humpty DanceDigital UndergroundAa'it stop whatcha doin' cause I'm about to ruin the image and the stylethat ya used to. I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money so listen upworld I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round, I'm the new fool intown and my sound's laid down by tha Underground. I drink up all theHennessee ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself. My nameis Humpty, pronounced with an umpty. Oh ladies oh how I like tofrumpty, and to the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bumpty.I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fallwhen the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme I like my beef funky. I'mspunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.I'm sick with this. Straight gangsta mack. But sometimes I getridiculous. I eat up all tha crackers and tha licorace. Hey yo fatgirl commere are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me I'mskinny. It never stopped me from gettin' busy. I'm a freak. I likethe girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don'tfaze me. I'm still gettin' in tha girls pants and I even got my owndance.(chorus)The Humpty Dance is your chance to do tha hump. Ohh do me baby. Do theHumpty Hump. Ohh ohh do me baby. Do the Humpty Hump. Do ya know whatwere doin'? Were doin' the Humpty Hump yall. Watch me do the HumptyHump. Just keep on doin' tha Hump.People say "yo, Humpty you're really funny lookin'" That's aaiit 'causemy body's in motion. You stare, you glare, you try to compare me, butya can't get near me. I'm on the floor, bein' at the bars and see allthe ladies adore me. Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere 'cause inthe 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear. My nose is big. Uh uh I'mnot ashamed, big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid. I'm gettin'laid by the ladies, you know I'm in charge. Note how I'm livin' and mynose is large. I get stupid. I shoot an arrow like cupid. I use aword that don't mean nuttin' like loopded. I sang in Dowhatchalike andif ya missed it. I'm the one that said "just grab 'em in tha biskets".I also told you that I like to bite well yeah, I guess that's obvious Ialso like to write. All ya have ta do is give Humpty a chance and nowI'm gonna do my dance.(chorus)Oh yeah, that's the breaks. Let me get a little of this base grooveright here. A dooreaar dooreah dooreaar dooreah. Ah yeah, now I toldy'all a little about myself, lemme tell y'all a little about this dance.It's real easy to do, check it out. First I limp to tha sounds like mylegs is broken, shakin' and twitchen' kinda like I was smokin' crazywhack funky. People say you look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty.That's aaiit 'cause my body's in motion. It's supposed to look like afit or a commotion. Anyone can play this game. It's my dance y'allHumpty Hump's my name. No two people will do it the same, ya got itdown, when you appear to be in pain. Humpin' funkin' jumpin' gig aroundshakin' your rump and when a dude or chump ups and points a finger likea stump you tell him to step off I'm doin' the hump.(chorus)(add Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump)(add Samoans do the Humpty Hump)Let's get stupid (gimme the music, do the Humpty Hump)And to all the ladies, peace and Humptiness forever.From: "If you lived here, you'd be home now." <killyou@borg.com>